Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020

smash her shutters in

For a man to have sex with a woman.

"I'd smash her shutters in"
"SMASHED"

by UD-DanB May 13, 2010

School of spitters

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.

Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.

by Trafy July 11, 2018

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

spotter

A military term for some one who sits and waits (usually fairly concealed) for something notable to come along and then informs the rest of his group.

A spotter also spots targets for a gunner (for instance on artillery) they will give distance and position information to the gunner so targets can be neutralized quicker.

Spotter: Enemy on ridge 3 o'clock 500m!
Gunner: Sighted
*boom*

by xfire January 21, 2008

stutter fingers

i try to get out what i want to say before i can actually humanly type it.

i really have to stop trying to type faster than i can

stutter fingers is when you're on msn and you have something to say, and try and type it out really quickly...but it comes out in jibberish.

It's like normal stuttering but for the fingers

by hollyy.heart.loser September 28, 2006

Slutterbug

Women who take retarded photos of themselves using a mirror.

That chick on Match.com is a slutterbug.

by Dick Cheney's Knuckle February 25, 2009