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Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
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up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...
E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.
by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008
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Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.
"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"
by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
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Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face
Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!
by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011
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Sprunt

A generic term for feminine deodorant spray.
Cindy's great in bed...but she could use some sprunt.
by FERREL February 8, 2008
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spontaneous

Used by girls on popular dating sites to make them seem more interesting than they really are. Spontaneous is synonymous with uncreative and unoriginal. Spontaneous people don't like to plan, because it requires too much thinking. They like getting lost while driving, because they're usually not the ones driving, they don't have things to do when they get home, and talking about scenery is a good distraction from talk about who they really are.
"If I could describe myself in one word, it would be spontaneous."
by CoreyF February 13, 2008
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baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.
"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."
by Erika January 25, 2005
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