Sostrator

A sussy killing machine and also a German Legend. He eats children for survival and works in a librabry.

"Dude watch out thats the legendary Sostrator hide your kids"

by Der Sostrator February 6, 2023

Spoety

Noun.
1. One who desires greatness and will stop at nothing until it's achieved

2. something or someone cool in style

3. Unique

Giving up isn't an option because I'm spoety.

by T.0wee & Dody6 March 2, 2023

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

spontaineously naked

A Dark punk/Immature punk band from good old warrington in the UK. Play such classic songs as 'Apple man' and 'My wife is gay'. The ultimate blend of hardcore punk mixed in with some silly childlike immaturity, like mixing brown sauce with ice cream, pure genuius!!!

Dude, did you see that band, the rocked my socks off, now my feet are cold, ROCK ON!!!

by Tim aka Mittons October 9, 2004

spontagousarroge

One who delights in the act of assisting two bald eagles fly over the grand canyon, across the sky to mexico, before creaming themselves all over the nearest citizen.

Peter went spontagousarroging at the weekend.

by Bearded Potato June 29, 2003