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Spootted

The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.
A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."
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Spoofed

When having sex, insert 10-15 pieces of glass into each hole of the human body
He got spoofed in the bathroom of KFC
by IslamicTurkey November 24, 2020
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Spooked

When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.
Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"

Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"

Joe: "dude, you're spooked"
by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020
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Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"
by J3wish Man January 14, 2021
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Spoofed

Yo, I got spoofed last night
Dude, that kid just got hit in the face with a ball “yeah man he got spoofed!”
by MaybeMaeMay May 11, 2021
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Spoted

You've been spoted young Skywalker
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spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon
John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.
by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021
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