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Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.
Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep
by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010
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Split a fence

Originated from a male and female neighbor discussing the shared cost to "split a fence" between the ajoining properties, then ending up having sex.
Also seen as parting the legs for sex.
by Art Canzler October 20, 2006
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split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
by Slipp May 26, 2007
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splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
by vahouzn April 13, 2014
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Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room
Ew, he just had a split fart!
by WassabiChild November 19, 2016
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Split nigga

A crazy nigga thats like the nigga from the M. night shaymalan movie split
A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019
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Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!
by Themowingman July 6, 2020
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