split money

share funds and valuables with family and allies whom are trusted

- That dude just gave you a fucking bag of money. Why?
- I split money

by domkallarmigjayden165 March 15, 2010

split dark oak

A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.

This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".

"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

splitarse

A female. Derived from the fact that they possess a split and an arse.

Come here you stupid splitarse!

by virginconversionunit March 29, 2004

Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

by djslut September 28, 2005

Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

by Jack Goff October 23, 2007

Splitits

The natural and quite pleasant accentuation that occurs when a long strap or belt is is placed between a woman's breasts, like when they carry a shoulder bag with the strap positioned on the shoulder on the opposite side of their body.

Henry's got excited when he noticed his date's splitits after she fastened her seat belt.

by beeyebickiebuy October 4, 2006