ink sprinkler

Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.

Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!

by Jack Bard August 1, 2006

install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

Spirit Sprinkles

A celebratory word meaning, you're so excited and you just can't hide it.

Oh my gosh! I got a promotion !!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!! or
Gig em aggies!!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!!!

by Emily wood November 4, 2010

sprinkle

Verb: Gender-neutral term for male or female ejaculation.
Noun: Gender-neutral term for the male or female ejaculate.

Dude, I went down on her and she sprinkled all over my face.

Oh man, I totally filled her up with my sprinkle.

by Shark_Topus November 23, 2010

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

sprinklets

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.

While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.

by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008