Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

Shitter Splitter

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks

I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.

by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015