Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 5, 2013

I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020

Ms. Spaghetti

Ms. Spaghetti is a teacher that looks like a nun and likes to fail Trula. She wears a wedding ring but probably just to make herself feel less lonely.

im going to fucking slap Ms. Spaghetti

by ThotPatrol4206969 October 9, 2019

swaghetti

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.

Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!

by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014

i hope she made lots of spagettii

A phrase commenly used in youtube poop by gay luigi in the cd-i game, Hotel Mario, in which "she" is Princess Peach. This is said while Mario and Luigi make their way to Peach's palace for a picnic.

"Lots" can also be (and is more commonly) said as "lotsa".

Gay Luigi: I hope she made lots of spagettii!

by eghsfuibrd January 29, 2009

spaghetti

The Great food bestowed upon us by Mama Luigi

Mama Luigi's catchphrase is"I Hope you made Lotsa SPAGHETTI!"

by Darkray9 March 3, 2010

uber heady spaghetti

When an individual believes their knowledge of "heady" subjects is unsurpassed, but in reality they are just putting up a front. Usually become very defensive when called out, and generally lose ensuing argument, though they usually don't realize it. Not a term of endearment.

The tool with all the hemp is trying to come off as a drug guru, but they are really uber heady spaghetti.

by CannabisChris August 9, 2009