shlackered

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

SlackBack

A SlackBack is a person who doesn’t do any work, put effort into projects or assignments and they rely on others to do work for them.

Ugh jack won’t do any work he’s such a SlackBack!

by ELLY HII November 23, 2020

slack-check

Verifying the correctness of information by saying or posting something that is wrong, and having people correct you.

The people doing the correcting are typically known as "suckers."

In short, slack-checking is like fact-checking, with less work involved (except for the suckers).

1. Why bother reading about it when you can slack-check it on the internet?

2. (In a 1675 letter by Isaac Newton's lesser-known, wiser and lazier twin brother): "If I have seen further it is by slack-checking on the shoulders of Giants."

by Jamazon March 16, 2023

dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.

Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.

by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020

Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.

That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.

by Christopher K. April 16, 2007

slackjaw

An individual with loss for words, staring blankly with mouth open. Often clueless and/or confused.

Also used as two words: "slack jaw", "slack-jaw"

"When asked to calculate the tax, she stood there slackjawed."

"The slack-jawed prophet said nothing when asked about the future of man, thus answering the question with clarity"

"The Slack Jaw Prophets rocked the house"

by MonteryJack August 7, 2007