Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit May 25, 2011

sofa kink

a kink that you want to have sex with sofas.

Woah emeli, your sofa kink has gotten worse

by drbarnes8274 November 19, 2021

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by October 14, 2020

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021

Sofa Supporter

Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.

'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter

by Mr Owo January 19, 2023