some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.
after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.
by skiendog July 7, 2006
Get the sober eskimomug. A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.
by coining it January 13, 2021
Get the Sober Personmug. Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011
Get the Sober-friendmug. by j•e•n-nif•e•r September 30, 2020
Get the Princess sobermug. by stoneluver January 19, 2021
Get the sober as a stonemug. A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
Get the Sober Soldiermug. 1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023
Get the wisconsin sobermug.