sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

by skiendog July 7, 2006

Sober Person

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.

Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.

by coining it January 13, 2021

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Sober Munchies

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

savannah sober

Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.

“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
“That bitch is just Savannah Sober”

by Myles1628 July 8, 2022

Princess sober

A female living the sober life against her wishes. She tends to wear cranky pants

I'm totally Princess Sober today. You have been warned.

by j•e•n-nif•e•r September 30, 2020