some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.
after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.
by skiendog July 7, 2006

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.
by coining it January 13, 2021

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by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

by j•e•n-nif•e•r September 30, 2020

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober
1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011
