The Snowplow

Ok kids, if your in a serious relationship don't do this. Its when your bangin out your skeet skeet from behind and when she least expects it, you knock her hands out from underneath her thus driving her face into the ground. Then you ram her towards the wall.... The snowplow.

"Damn, that chic wouldn't let me bang her butt, so I gave that bitch The Snowplow last night".

by G man yo! August 5, 2008

slowblow

An instrumental Depeche Mode b-side.

Slowblow is b-side of It's no good from album Ultra.

by jb155 July 15, 2006

Russian Snowboard

The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.

Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...

by RSB4L March 22, 2010

portugese snowblower

The act of receiving an oral cumshot and blowing it back at your partner, trying to cover as many parts of their body in semen as possible

When Becky found out I fucked her sister, she waited until we had sex and then gave me the old portugese snowblower

by Guilbeaubaggins June 8, 2016

Snowglobing

To ejaculate into a plastic then put it over the head of one’s lover

I was afraid my girl was going to suffocate when I was Snowglobing her, but she just got a little messy.

by tsml December 9, 2008

Snowboarding

A sexual act where one gets waterboarded with cum.

Jasmine is into some kinky shit, but when her boyfriend suggested snowboarding she punched him in the face.

by Bluejayjay July 13, 2013

dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

by lucyslking April 4, 2010