snatch snap

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.

Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!

by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014

shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.

Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!

by ctrlU October 20, 2010

snatchburglar

Someone who has a bad habit of stealing away ones girl or girlfriend.

Hey, Sean stole away another one of John's prospects, what a snatchburglar.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

by Hograt September 6, 2009

snatchalicious

1. a vagina that's so tasty, you've got to tell somebody about it.
2. a pussy that tastes so good you've got to have more

As in, "That gal is snatchalicious."

"That hot chick tastes so good. She's snatchalicious!"

by M2L8 February 9, 2010

Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.

Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

Snatch Twenty Pooh

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...

Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!

by arab_joe January 25, 2011