smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.

I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!

by smokin' horse August 1, 2017

Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018

smokin game

When an Individual Is so Awesome.
That whenever they smoke it’s Game Time.

Isabella is so cool just watch her smokin game

by ThatOnebischb October 26, 2022

smokin a … pack

smokin a … pack is where you beat someone or excel at someone in a game or life. you insert a persons name within the phrase to show that you are better than them. it could also mean you killed a person.

“she smoking that von pack right now”
smokin a … pack

by weeniehutjr’s69 February 3, 2022

smokin skins

The act of screwing large numbers of sluts in a short period of time.

I was definately smoking skins last weekend.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024

Smokin Diesel

It's the act of pouring diesel in your Crack pipe and smoking it.

It can also be a name to call someone who's terrible at rap battles because their dad's a trucker and they spent most their years growing up inhaling diesel smoke and now they're a thumb sucking man baby who causes drama for no reason.

FANCLUB1:Hey did you hear that rap battle?
FANCLUB2:Ya. That other guy was just smokin diesel the whole time.
FANCLUB1:Ya it was that 123 combo that destroyed him.
FANCLUB3:I hate when its just a dumb fool up on stage smokin diesel all day its so lame.

by YOUBEENCLOWNEDSUN May 3, 2025