rusty smith

A single rusty iron anal bead that has rusted over multiple uses.
Or
An anal bead that is left inside your asshole so long that it rusted from being in there.

I'm sorry Sir but I don't have a Rusty Smith in my system.

by SammyThe??? April 21, 2018

Lamar Smith

Another term for "faggot" or "piece of shit."

"Dude, that wasn't funny at all. You're such a Lamar Smith."

by dreamthrow February 14, 2012

Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018

JR Smith

"Jr Smith" - noun, verb . A situation where a person makes a mistake and the team or group of people the person is a part of exceedingly overreacts to that person's mistake when they've made similar contextual mistakes themselves several times and/or contributed secondarily to the outcome of this specific mistake.

Copyright 2018, Bridgette Presley

Example: "Man, don't JR Smith him like that." "Why are you trying to pull a JR Smith on me like that??"

by Bridgepi3141259 June 16, 2018

Lamar Smith

A messy, unflushable bowel movement that has been left in the toilet even though a plunger was readily available.

OK, which one of you left a Lamar Smith in the upstairs bathroom? I'm not cleaning that up.

by fightsopa January 11, 2012

Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi

Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)

by Fadjskr January 2, 2014

Roger Smith

An alien drunkard from American Dad. He is basically apart of "The Smith Family" now.

No one else can drink as much as Roger Smith

by Petergriffin#awesome December 10, 2017