slidge

1. noun, used most frequently to question/protest the distance one has traveled as a result of getting punched in the face in super smash brothers.

2. interjection, no meaning, based on above usage, but here used with no detectable prompting, and for no objective purpose.

1. -what the slidge?!?
2. jimmy: hey wanna eat dinner?
phil: slidge! skrang!
jimmy: what?
phil: huh? sorry.

by captainfalcon July 25, 2004

Smiget

A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag

"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"

by Alastair Richards December 1, 2007

Skidge

The poop mark on the toilet paper after you wipe your butt from pooping.

Awh man, you should've seen that skidge I had last night!

by laura_fo_shora January 12, 2011

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smideiot

Derived from the words "Stupid" and "Idiot"

To promote the fact that someone is both stupid and an idiot
or a stupid ass idiot.

That's not how you do it you smideiot

or you are a fucking smideiot

by OvermindX November 12, 2006