softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

Softboy

Worst than a fuckboy, he will pretend to be a sweetheart to get in yours pants, he also like his ashole tickle every once in a while in a no- homo way...

He took a picture with his puppy, to look sensitive, his such a softboy

by Antonio gaudi October 15, 2020

Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009

Softboys

the Boys of crooms AOIT

Larry, Lavario, Josh, and Terence

by The Mafia May 20, 2003

softball

Much like baseball only overhand pictching becomes underhand, and men become fat lesbians.

Amy meet Amanda playing softball and they have been dating eversince.

by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

softboy

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

by herschel quintron June 30, 2005

softboy

Term to describe male technology workers. Applies specifically to their appearance - slighty pudgy and wearing comfort fit button down shirts and khakis in pale colors. Most useful during the dot com boom.

See that softboy over there with the Starbucks latte in his hand?

by MC December 5, 2003