smackahoe

An ancient Indian tribe closely related to Chief Big Nuts in the mountains of North Carolina. These idians perfected the art of pimpin', sex in the ass, and smacking the shit out of your bitch to make her shut the fuck up. They were true pioneers and should be celebrated once every year on National Smackahoe Day.

"Hey sweetheart, did you know I was part Indian?".... "No, what tribe".... "I'm from the Smackahoe tribe, bitch, now lean down and give me some head."

by Stephen N April 8, 2005

smack it up, flip it, rub it down

1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).

2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.

1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe

2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"

by RotSman April 19, 2008

smack dat

to spank someone's behind for their own pleasure.

I went over to shandra's house to smack dat, but then shanelia got all up in my kool-aid so I smacked dat again, and then the po-po was all cookin hamburgers in my grill so I had to smack dat and den go back to where I reside in compton.

by davido jameson August 12, 2005

Smack On

Smack On means to propose a fight with someone. Generally in a joking manner but can definitely can be used very effectively in a real situation. Smack On is closely associated with the term "punch on".

Joking:
Luke: "You suck apples"
Brad: "Smack on cunt"

Serious:
Josh: "I fucked your ex on a trampoline!"
Ryan: "Smack on cunt!"

by KinnyMcbinspin February 4, 2014

pud-smack

One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.

That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.

by clembie June 20, 2003

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

Lumberjack Smack

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.

After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.

by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010