Slushie Sluts

Those groups of chicks you see walking around drinking slushies during the summer.

Guy: I was driving today and seen a big group of slushie sluts laughing away.

by RyanKillometers June 11, 2018

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Savannah Slushie

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.

My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.

by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019

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Slushie boi

Our precious lil bean Alexei who was taken too soon.
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"Can we watch Looney Tunes now?"

-our lil slushie boi

by mblerghitsme July 18, 2019

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Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing

“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”

by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019

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Slushy stick

A naughty penis

James Charles: Please let me suck your slushy stick!
Straight Guys: My slushy stick is for girls only

James Charles: But, I’m a celebrity...

Straight Guys: I’m going to go call the cops now

by SquirrelButter August 3, 2019

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