stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

Slumpy

Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.

(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".

by Justine Snell April 17, 2014

slumping

When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."

"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."

by ogmarshall January 13, 2009

stumpf

verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.

That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.

by Millionaire September 28, 2005

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage

Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man

by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015

slumpin'

Getting drunk, faded, etc for 12 or more hours straight.

Example : Started drinking at 5 pm..still going strong at five in the morning.

1) Tom, Dick, and Harry been going hard all night, and by the time the afternoon comes around. . They be straight slumpin'.

2) "These bitches obviously been slumpin' for the days , cuz they be blowing up my phone!"

by boshanky August 23, 2014