Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

"Screw it, I am going to KFC."
"It's barely 11 AM and you are already going to sludge up?"
"Don't judge me."
"It's barely 11 AM and you are already going to sludge up?"
"Don't judge me."
by Monodi - CyberCitrus April 24, 2013

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

by stevo-74 November 18, 2019

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
by Moventure January 1, 2024

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen; usually occurs when an individual ejaculates into the toilet after a piss-shit combo.
by AnusaurusRex March 12, 2019

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
