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sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
mugGet the sneaky sludge puckmug.

sludge up

to consume plenty of snacks or heavily synthesized food while being aware of how unhealthy it is.
"Screw it, I am going to KFC."
"It's barely 11 AM and you are already going to sludge up?"
"Don't judge me."
by Monodi - CyberCitrus April 24, 2013
mugGet the sludge upmug.

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
mugGet the Double sided floople sludgemug.

Sludge Drop

Last night after she gave me a golden shower we finished with an epic sludge drop.
by stevo-74 November 18, 2019
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sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.
by Moventure January 1, 2024
mugGet the sludge creammug.

Sludge

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen; usually occurs when an individual ejaculates into the toilet after a piss-shit combo.
Don't look in the toilet, bro. I've got a heap of sludge sitting in there.
by AnusaurusRex March 12, 2019
mugGet the Sludgemug.

sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
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