skip a beat

When you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid penis in your hand, either minutes or hours later.

"I thought I'd rip a beat to help me focus before I pulled my all-nighter. I didn't mean to skip a beat but I did, and I failed my exam."

by bgrah448 April 11, 2009

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Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

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When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught

I asked her for an Eddie.. today, all i got was 'skip skip skip'. I think she prefers a man more like backdoor lenny according to toilet graffitti in The Quarter Gill in Partick

by Monkey Duster July 1, 2004

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The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".

Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!

by QuacksO June 11, 2018

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Skip-me girl

Shares the same personality as a pick-me girl accept a lot more ugly

Boy 1: Rachel is being such a pick-me girl.
Boy 2: you mean skip-me girl, right? Because she is mad ugly

by Elfer000 April 16, 2023

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Skip Me

What pretty girls who men actually like counter with when they get called “Pick Me” by bitter, fat, lonely, eccentric hair colored feminists.”

You’ll do anything for male attention. You’re such a “pick me.”

You don’t do anything men like that’s why they don’t want you. It’s better to be a pick me and be happy, then to be a “Skip Me” and die alone with your cat and boxed wine.

by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022

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