Skip Licker

A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.

She licks skips the skip licker.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

skip you!

Popularized by Miss Lisa Marie. A much weaker version of "fuck you".

I am SO a good tap dancer, skip you!!!

by James Brown August 25, 2003

Spunk Skip

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is

That Courtney is a proper spunk skip

by Mrlemon May 25, 2011

skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

by Ctfd February 14, 2014

Hot Skip

Having a 13 year old Costa Rican boy shit a pair of eyebrows on you

Can I pay 5 dollars for a hot skip

by Skippydoodle April 22, 2015

skip school

Skipping school is a day no one goes to school and stays home to have a party

Person 1: see you at the party
Person2: what party
Person1:it’s skip school day
Person 2: see you there

by Noschoollover October 29, 2019

Skip the Fluff

1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.

*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.

by MatchEaterJack May 22, 2008