skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter bopping

Skeeter boppers are natural born 'doing the most' trophy winners. They go hard in the yard in everybody's yard.

Lil Jizzy was skeeter bopping through Walmart today. You should have seen Lil Jizzy go

by MD7177 December 8, 2022

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. January 19, 2009

Skeeter

This is the type of person that plays airsoft. Likes to suck toes, and give head. While playing phasmophobia, this person loved making mom jokes about a ghost named Jane

Look at that Skeeter...

by Yuri19492 March 27, 2023

Skeeter

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

by Hungdaddy666 June 22, 2022