skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 4, 2022

Skeeter

A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!

Man I wish I was a skeeter.

by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018

Skeeter

A game in which a vibrator is passed around in a circle until someone orgasms

Do you guys want to play a round of skeeter tonight?

by Bone… June 7, 2024

Skeeter

A Skeeter or skeeter blunt is a blunt with a small amount of weed/marijuana in it

Aye boi let just roll a skeeter I gotta be home soon.

by Hungdaddy666 June 22, 2022

skeeter bopping

Skeeter boppers are natural born 'doing the most' trophy winners. They go hard in the yard in everybody's yard.

Lil Jizzy was skeeter bopping through Walmart today. You should have seen Lil Jizzy go

by MD7177 December 8, 2022

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017