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Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
by Ghost765 November 2, 2021
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Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE
Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.
by Raviable March 16, 2025
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sizzle louie

This is a person who comes to a BBQ uninvited and makes an asshole out of themselves.
Who the hell brought this sizzle louie?
by pearlman4 June 23, 2009
mugGet the sizzle louiemug.

sizzle

when someone leads you on and makes you catch feelings but then friend zones you
guy to friend: gives her a kiss on the cheek and holds her hand, then proceeds to say "we're just friends."

me to friend afterwards: "he sizzled you.” 😔
by acehardware December 24, 2021
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cum sizzle

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum
mugGet the cum sizzlemug.

sizzling piss

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.
I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!
by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018
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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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