Sizzle

What spool wants to be.

“Sizzle my fizzle, bitches!”

by Fsteen July 29, 2022

sizzle tits

Pedantic bitch from strata

Don’t worry I won’t let sizzle tits into your unit

by Xxxxxxxtina March 2, 2025

forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news

Most commonly used when getting a new/better job

Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation

Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned

Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)

Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*

Everyone: sweet

by hoomuzu February 16, 2023

Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE

Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.

by Raviable March 16, 2025

Sizzle sergeant

Sizzle sergeant is a twitter account that should have 5,000 followers . Sizzle sergeant is also the coolest person on twitter

Person 1 :Man sizzle sergeant should have 5,000 followers
Person 2 : ikr he's so cool

by Sizzle Sergeant March 1, 2020

Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance

Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!

by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021

Sizzle

when there's an unexpected and juicy drama or tea happening
could have lots of z's, l's, or s's

Person1: *punches person2*
Person2: *pulls the hair of person1*
Person3: ooohhhh dramaaaa sizzle *sizzzzzlllleeeeesss*

by stanblackpinkh03z October 18, 2022