Singleocity

Singleocity-noun- The act(and belief) of being single for as long as you wish because you believe you are just fine on your own.

Jack- Hey Jill, I really like you and you're really cute.. would you like to be my gilrfriend?

Jill-Sorry, Jack. You're a swell guy and all, but I believe in Singleocity!

Jack-Singleocity? What's that?

Jill-Singleocity.. hm.. Well, I believe that I can do just fine without a boyfriend,but dates and flirting are fine! and I don't like committing to relationships and all that jazz because they're just so much hassle!

by JessicaAlysun October 1, 2008

Simpleton

A FOOL

Only A Simpleton writes supposed lyrics like that.

by SEER167 June 9, 2018

Simpleton

Ailbhe Gallagher

“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”

by Lovefromtbm January 1, 2019

singlethinker

A person who thinks like a single, a person who is in no relationship.

You want a robot to cook for you? Just get a wife! You're such a singlethinker.

by Bananashake January 2, 2019

simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.

Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020