Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.

Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.

by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008

Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time

At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

swimmingly swell

things that are going really too easy and exceptionally well

the job i got is swimmingly swell

by artc March 4, 2009

Swimming in the soy sauce

To go against popular belief in a reckless or aggressive mannerthat ultimately leads to social ostracization.
To say something unpopularly savage.

David asked a group girls if they wanted to suck his dick. Needless to say, he was swimming in the soy sauce.

by Rash boat May 31, 2016

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

Seimming

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.

Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.

by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020