Simeon

That one kid with the wierd ass name.

"Hey guys" said simeon,"shut up simeon nobody was talking to you" said another person

by Simeon ;( September 25, 2020

elijah simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.

Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick

by Elijah Simmons April 23, 2018

Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005

simeone

Carney folk, a poor, stupid, useless, idiot.

What do I look like a simeone?

by Big Daddy June 24, 2004

dylan simmons

a lil pussy ass white boy that has a very small penis

did u see that dylan simmons it looks like a penis but smaller

by georgesi i8nyh6vr4wq` February 21, 2010

Diggy Simmons

Son of Rev Run. from RUN D.MC. Most of his fans consist of girls between 13-17 who don't know a damn thing about real hip hop. He did not have to work his way up to get famous due to his dad being part of RUN D.M.C. Girls will swear up and down that he still made it on his own, however he didn't have to work for shit in his life.( Any nigga who say was the son of Rev. Run could walk into a record company building, and they would get signed pretty quickly, even if they did not have much talent, just the fact that they were related). It's not that Diggy can't rap for shit, Its just that there are plenty of young niggas living in the hood won't ever get signed, but this bitch gets signed just because of his father. He also has the nerve to come at J. Cole because Cole fucked the shit out of his sister. His disses were pretty weak even though people act like it is "Ether" when Nas came at Jay Z.

J-Roc- Yo, you heard bout that bitch nigga Diggy Simmons
Dre- What about his punk-ass
J-Roc- He tried to come at J. Cole cause Cole smashed his sister.....that shit was mad corny

by Merciless Assassin April 19, 2013

Simmons and Spy

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.

"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."

by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023