bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Staley

A generous girl who’s funny. She’s the best to have around for company. A very humble person at times who has very unique qualities and body features and shows her strong side and hides her weakness. At the end of the day, you’ll love her.

Jacob: Yo, Staley is so special. Idky
Chris: It’s just the way she is bro.

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want

a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps

by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010

Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

Shaler

A dumbass school district I had to leave because fucking cyber school is better. The kids there are pricks and not only that but so are the teachers.

Wow, Shaler sure sucks dick!

by toxickittens March 12, 2018

Shealeen

Is a beautiful GDer with good taste in everything.

I would bang Shealeen 10 ways til Sunday

by levvyy December 6, 2010