Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Shouldn't be here

I have a right to be here. You shouldn't be stealing my shit you fucking clown. The retard shouldn't be in my email. The whore shouldn't be fucking him. I shouldn't be getting surveilled.

Hym "How can you say that a literal prisoner of the state and donut slave who was born here that he shouldn't be here? And that I should have to let you rob me because I don't have your permission to be more successful than you? Your ass is too used to dealing with the other retards. If you all want to be collectively in on it you can all be collectively guilty for doing it and that includes your kids. And there is no argument."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.

Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

Sounding

When they insert a metal rod into your dih, to examine it, but it actually causes insane orgasms

Sounding will make you cum a lot so don't try it at home!

by Bluetext6572 March 5, 2026

Shouldn't

I don't have to adhere to your ethical prescriptions shit-lib and what you absolutely ARE going to do is pay for that fucking AI.

Hym "No, what you SHOULDN'T do is throw someone's kid's life in the trash just because you want to be the morality police. But that is exactly what you're going to do and all you're going to have for the parents is lies and it just isn't going to cut it, is it?"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

shouting the odds

A slur used to describe someone who has been shouting or arguing loudly.

“You were shouting the odds last night!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013