Surveilled
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Hym "Surveilled constantly you say? Well... Who ever could relate to such a thing!? The normies aren't supposed to be surveilled! It's only supposed to be the people who deserve it! Why, these companies have really gotten out of hand! I mean, can you imagine? Being surveilled constantly? Whether it's Ricardo mentioning the fact that you just left Taco Bell or Elisa mentioning the number of garbage bags you've carried out of your house that day. Living in a surveillance state of 1. If it was happening to Jordan Peterson it would be the most unacceptable violation of rights that had ever happened to ANYONE! And if it wasn't happening to Jordan Peterson... Well... Then... It would probably be fine with him to be honest... But that's neither here nor there... WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE SUCH A THING!?To be surveilled like that, INDEFINITELY? What an egregious violation of rights and/or liberties! Who would even DO such a thing? (Probably Taylor Swift (It's probably not ACTUALLY Taylor Swift but SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES TO ME) that fucking ingrate) WHO COULD IT BE!? Wait- AND harassment!? AND HARASSMENT!? OH MY!!! THE ABSURDITY!! You're not only SURVEILLED but you're ALSO HARASSED!? OH! OOOOOOH! YOU POOR THING! Clearly... CLEARLY, a Scottish blonde should throw you some booty... THAT, I think, would make it all better. It would actually solve all of your problems (other than the surveillance and the harassment)... Yeah... Oh! But the surveillance though! And the harassment!"
Surveilled by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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