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knock of shock

An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.
Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.
by A cat and a flamingo August 6, 2007
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shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.
I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.
by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008
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Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.
'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
by scarramanga October 6, 2009
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shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.
“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”
by macsam98 June 2, 2021
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Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.
Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*
by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011
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Hillary shock

The thought of Hillary being President that scare you so much it puts you in shock.
The presidential debate with Hillary and Trump put me in Hillary shock.
by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017
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hot-shock

When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.
A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.
by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009
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