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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .
When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker
by Davedale August 28, 2019
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Shockanokanoma

A replacement for practically any swear word you can think of in the spur of the moment to prevent you from getting in to trouble
You get bad news' to avoid getting in trouble shout ', shockanokanoma!
by Sludge May 26, 2021
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Shockability

The ability to be shockin
Andy pulling birds has shockability
by TRFCooper September 30, 2021
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Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.
Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.
by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022
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electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.
Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."
by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011
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Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.
I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".
by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011
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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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