Shist

The need to piss and shit at the same time.

Person 1: Bro whats wrong?

Person 2: I really need to Shist!

Person 1: Damn..

by Spify Dragon August 6, 2011

Shimster

'Shakin Whatchya Momma Gave ya!

"'Naufil asked me to Shimsterrr" oh yeahhhhh..... ;)

by shimster May 9, 2005

sheist heist

anal sex; to partake in the act of anal sex makes you a sheist heister.

dude, i was really drunk last night and i think your ga friend was trying to pull a sheist heist on me. i couldnt sleep a wink.

by jchronic June 18, 2007

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005

shister

Someone who is greedy with weed and hooks up on small sacks and never smokes anyone out.

Man, I hate that fuckin shister Zack.

by Randy August 31, 2003

german shista porn

pornography mainly produced by the german people in which scat is performed.

if you were in german shista porn, you'd tell me, right?

by burritopope January 24, 2004

shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007