shlokiii

so first of all she is shlokaa and she is bassically the swetest perosn in da worldd and like i have noo clue how to use words for this because she is soo sweet tht i cant even describe her with words like she is so perfect and soo cute and sooo pretty and she is bassically everything to me and idk whatever to say at this point because without her i cant live and whenever i am deppres and shit i think abt her and i feeel like the happyest person in da world

shloka:i am awsoem
teja: u should go to jail ree waste fellow
shloka: whyy
teja: cus u stole my frigin hartt liek how can u do thttt
shloka:awww tyy

shlokiii

by ur mom is teastie 6969 September 12, 2022

Shlonk

A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.

Tonight on Impractical Jokers, our Big Looser is getting shlonked

by PatchworkArk December 12, 2022

Shlomk

The ends of a loaf of bread

Person: Dog, come here and eat the Shlomk
Dog: Ok
Person: Why tf are you talking

by Skensnns January 17, 2023

Shlonk

A Nickname that mari and yuri use for eachother, often used to show affevtion and care

"Come here shlonk"
"Okay shlonk i love u"
"Give me a kiss shlonkipoo"

by Shlonki May 1, 2023

Shloak

Sanskrit for Hymn, Verse, Hindu Mantra or verse of praise
Indian Boy Name

Hi Shloak

by ao44m May 10, 2023

Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

shloufin

To be or about to shlouf. Synonym 1. Shloofy 2. shloof

Is Sadie Shloufin? Sadie is about to go Shloufin. It’s like picture me rollin. It’s the act of rolling.

by YogaDan August 23, 2023