shlok

shlok is the most majestic being to ever walk this planet. He is the almighty and rizzes up all the gyatts in town. He gets billions of sacrifices daily and you can help make it trillions. Shlok is the most generous person as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: people, orphans and goon juice. Make sure you sacrifice something to shlok every 5 minutes

I edge to Shlok almost all the time

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

Shlokism

Shlokism is a new religious movement centered around the great and mighty Shlok. It is centered around the charismatic and spiritual approach to life preached by Shlok, while also including levels of strict devotion to the sentiment of Shlokism. This entails maintaining loyal to the idea and entity of Shlok, while regularly displaying appreciation for Shlokism in a vast number of ways.

The boy converted to Shlokism.

by Shlokism Preacher July 29, 2024

Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

shlok

A pestilent puke person, who is well known for being an asshole. They exude an aura that disgusts any well meaning person, and are a threat to common dignity

That Elon Musk is such a shlok

by r4eijkab jkrtbwg May 5, 2024

Shlonk

The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK

Person 1: How fast can you say shlinkslonk consecutively?
Person 2: SHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONKSHLINKSHLONK

by NomadEQ February 2, 2025

shlorkadork

A term used to gaslight your friends into thinking something stupid. Which in most cases the word itself is used to gaslight people into thinking shlorkadork is a word

Dude I shlorkadorked Kyle the other day. He fell for it so easily.

by Healthinspecter March 20, 2025