shard

A little bit Shit and a little bit fart.

Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.

by BCE_MN November 22, 2006

Shardy

shady shitty uncool and not something desired

"That fucker gave me a shardy bike"

"You're ripping me off!!! I won't take a shardy deal"

by Angelik September 28, 2008

Shardlock Holmes

Someone who looks for dropped shards of Crystal Meth with a plastic magnifying glass and flash light.
A Shard Hunter, Shard Patrol, A Hurting Fiend.

(1)I caught Rylye under his mattress going hella shardlock Holmes

(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?

(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!

by Jib Jonez Sr. June 15, 2011

Shardae

Shardae is that type of friend who is everyone in one person in the group, always helping everyone and their problems but nobody ever helps hers. She knows shes loved but still feels lonely like she needs someone. Her love life isnt very good either. If you ever find a Shardae, dont loose her.

Thanks Shardae, I dont know what I wouldve done without you!
shardae- Your welcome:(

by 5h@rP@3 January 17, 2022

hard for a shard

when a male meth addict wants meth so bad he actually gets a hard on when he sees a meth rock

dude i havent done any meth all day omg i just got hard for a shard

by bellyboy65 September 26, 2012

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by Shawn February 24, 2004

anal shard

The incorrect reading of Brooklyn Tech's "Anal's Hard" message on its Chemistry major's 2007 yearbook picture.

It's not anal shard, it's Anal's Hard!!!!!

by Techie2007 July 12, 2007