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sherlock shit

Sherlock Shit is the complete opposite to No Shit Sherlock. It means you are talking Shit and making it sound real... but it's obvious that you are lieing.
Brian: Season 3 of Rick and Morty is continuing soon.
Gary: That's some Sherlock Shit mate.
by Dragonbo4n May 12, 2017
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Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.
Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless
by mrperson3849 April 1, 2019
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Shellcock

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1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.

This was derived from the term "Shell shock" which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.
"I didn't get laid last night because my boyfriend had shellcock from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an anal enema".
by Shepcock January 19, 2011
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Shedlock

1. A word used to describe extremely goofy Highschool English teachers who talk too much and are obsessed with current events.

2. The process of removing the foreskin.
1.my English teacher is a real Shedlock this year.
2. I Heard he was peeing at a 90-degree angle, so they had to give him a Shedlock.
by TaxTheDisabled March 22, 2023
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No Shit Sherlock

A phrase used when someone states the obvious.
Bob: I just found out how to roast someone!
Jim: How???
Bob: No sh---

Jim: No shit Sherlock. We all know what that means.
by DaCuteRaccoon April 6, 2022
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No shit, Sherlock.

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.
"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"
by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017
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Shellacking

What happens to a President of the United States of America when his agenda goes against what the American people believe he should be doing.
Barack Obama "And -- and that's something that -- now, I'm not recommending for every future president that they take a shellacking like I did last night."
by Tom68 November 7, 2010
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