shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 29, 2009

shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

shat

Commonly used past tense of shit.

"Stooo didn't know what he was talking about, so I shat down his throat."

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017