Shannon

Usually a chunnky guy, likes food, red hair, freckles and very pale. Despite people telling him he's fat, he believes he's not only very good looking but also very fast.

"Shannon Yo gimme a piece of that."

"I'm actually a good looking guy." (ugly)
"All the girls love me." (ugly)

by Patrice Drake June 5, 2019

shannon

shannon is a friend that is caring and funny. she can make anyone laugh when they are feeling down.

shannon is so funny and my best friend

by maddie2657 February 2, 2021

Shannon

A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

Shannon

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

Shannon

A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

More like... Shannon

by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020

Shannon

A complete bitch with no friends or life

Girl 1:uhhh Shannon’s coming
Girl 2:she is a bitch

by Chicken leg piece December 31, 2019

Shannon

A bitch who won’t stop talking shit.If you see this,you’re a cunt.

That Shannon sure was a cunt in English

by Michael Jackson’s left nut March 19, 2019