Seven Deadly Sins

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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:

1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.

4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).

5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.

Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?

by The Baron October 10, 2003

sevara

An honest girl.she cares a lot about her friends and the people around her..so if she's ever in yo business it means she cares a lot and want to look out for you. She also very insecure and she cares what people say about her...when she's sad she just paints a smile on her face like there's nothing wrong but inside she is hurting on what people say about her but she learned how to keep her head high up

I feel like a Sevara

by Deeznutzsuckass July 23, 2016

Seval

Extremely caring and nice person. She will forever be the kindest person you’ll ever meet. Seval is beautiful and pretty. She has great confidence. Seval is extremely athletic and very smart.

“Seval you’re so nice!!”

by Emmaxxx March 17, 2019

Severin

Severin is the nicest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. He's kind, smart, funny, athletic, and talented. Severin would always make you smile no matter what he is doing. He likes to read, play games, play sports, and support his friends. Sometimes, he's a little shy and awkward but that just makes you love him more. Severin is love <3

Me: Severin, if you ever see this, I just want you to know that you are always in my heart. I will love you until the day I die.

by milkcometome April 14, 2019

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

severious

Obviously a crossing of Serious, and Severe. used to punctuate as absolutely dire, or "not joking" statement or situation.

The Condition is Severious..

I am Severious.(when asked about the seriousness, or truthfullness of your statement).

Also, Severiously..

by JTYRHE June 4, 2004