service yourself

If you don't get laid on your date tonight, you can always go home and Service Yourself.

by Timpala September 18, 2013

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service the pole

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.

John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

by serviced the pole April 18, 2009

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bottle service

there is a paid version of this and a free version of this, the free one usually gives u a trip to the hosipital

Jordan got free bottle service at Fever, which also entitled VIP seats at the nearest hospital

by S p e c i a l K June 02, 2009

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half-service

escort slang for head...oral sex

That bitch gives the best half-service I've ever had!

by AlaniLefoxe July 30, 2009

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cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

by Ben Sears April 03, 2006

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