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Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
Grand Mall Seizur by Taykit June 21, 2019
An over-exaggerated sneeze, usually including excessive noises, movements, and the knocking of things over.

Disturbance of regular life is common with sneizures.
Guy 1: Hey man, ah... Ah. AHHH. CHOO CHEE AHHHS CHIII AIIIIGHHH CHI! *Flail*

-dog falls to it's knees-

Guy 2: Dude... Cover that Sneizure. You killed my dog.
Person 1: Ahhh chu!!!!
Person 2: dude, that was loud.
Person 1: I think I just had a sneizure (proceeds to blow nose in pain).
Sneizure by Velosarapture August 5, 2014
Last night Bob had a seixure.
Seixure by sareko January 2, 2009
It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
Sneizure by akendall August 29, 2009

speizure 

having a spaz and a seizure
wow... shes totally having a speizure because her boyfreind cheated on her
speizure by arly February 17, 2004