an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.
by Korae December 17, 2009
The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017