schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass

roberts such a schmag

by sara brown October 28, 2003

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003

schmag

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

by Groan February 1, 2004

schmagagle

Everything (like the whole nine yards). Most common in the New York area. Variation of one definition of schmageggy.

Guy 1: How much of that report did he write?
Guy 2: He did it all, the whole schmagagle.

by M. Lennox October 4, 2008

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

donkey schmack

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey

Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried

by cocomustard July 22, 2006

schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003