A person that has an Absurdist look on reality, having accepted the world runs on solely made-up rules, thus seeking to bend those rules for enjoyment. Often acting unhinged or threatening in a weirdly affectionate and caring way, they have twisted language and humor beyond its socially acceptable way, and still somehow retain a certain awkward but unique charm.
Friend A: It seems your spine's warranty has expired. I'll hook you up with one I stole from an unsuspecting Egirl!
Friend B: Aww, thanks! You're such a Scrundigle.
Friend B: Aww, thanks! You're such a Scrundigle.
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Bro the other day I banged out a few lines of coke and popped a few addys and I was scrubbing for 12 hours straight with no breaks
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Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!
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That white guy didn’t help free the people kidnapped by Hamas; he’s totally shaunking about it on Twitter because he’s broke again.
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