chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

No Screw Up Saturday

On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.

"heyy gusy whats up"

"It's No Screw Up Saturday, you can not misspell words." **gets muted**

by OfficialDefintionGuy March 12, 2021

Roger screw

Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.

You can just roger screw it on

by Eng128 December 15, 2021

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022

Screwdriver

when a woman climbs on top of the man, sits down on his penis, holds on to the fan blades, turns on the fan and spins on her partners penis.

lets try the screwdriver today

by J3NNl3G July 1, 2010

scrawny

thin,scraggy,underweight,skinny,
lack of fat

''if you dont get of his phoneline iam gonna ring your scrawny neck physically!''

by sweet jesus July 25, 2006