Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...
“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”
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Just another word for dipping
I made this so my brother can kindly shut his mouth and can't say its not in any dictionary.
I made this so my brother can kindly shut his mouth and can't say its not in any dictionary.
Dipping, schmipping, same difference.
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Get the Snapping Turtle mug.1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
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Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
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