scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Scaramucci

The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.

Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.

by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017

Scaranation

A group of strangers in Tiktok with the same icons, simps for the same man and probably closer than their actual family, wishes that they are either Haypasia or burn her alive.

Married to the Heizounation on November, 10, 2022

"Is that Scaramouche on your pfp"
"Yes"
"We should start a nation called Scaranation"
"Omg, we should also follow users with the same pfp and have Tiktok unable us to follow more."
"Omg, yes"

by CalRin November 11, 2022

Pink Scare

A dirty Russian vagina that is infected with communism.

I went down on Tatyana's pink scare and came up smelling like the gulags.

by govroo April 9, 2009

Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.

Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!

by Dr. Dos January 26, 2005

Pregnancy Scare

1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.

2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.

1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.

2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!

by LOLAtheSLUT February 24, 2009

Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010